$contact_info = [
    "name"	 => "Zebadiah Long",
    "age"	 => 1191688359,        // In seconds
    "pronouns"	 => "N/A",             // Do not refer to me
    "face"       =>    ,
    "links" 	 => [
        "noblewhale.com",              // Business site
        "AnsonKindred",                // Github
        "zeblong",                     // LinkedIn
        "AnsonKindred"                 // Steam
    ],
    "emails"     => [
        "thegreatzebadiah@gmail.com", 
        "zeb@noblewhale.com"
    ],
    "location"	 => "Athens, GA. USA",
    "phone"	 => 7062014294         // Don't bother, I won't answer
];